Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Tom-Girl

a tactful synonym of "myspace whore"

She's such a Tom-Girl. She's on myspace 24/7.

by bookwrm12 April 22, 2007

Tom goes to the Mayor

This show is not funny at all. I've seen about 10 episodes, and none of them have made me laugh. It is just the same idea recycled over and over, with tweaks to the plot here and there. The only funny episode has Tenacious D in it.

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks!

by Da Spud April 29, 2005

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Uncle Tom

It is sometimes used to signal a woman's Time Of Month.

Girl 1: OH NO, Uncle Tom is visiting me ):
Girl 2: Sucks for you /:

by LKDFHOGVZ June 10, 2009

toms tuesday top

some one who wheres the same top every tuesday.

Tom why have you got the same top on ...it's toms tuesday top

by squidy November 26, 2006

Tom Hanks Feeling

The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.

The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.

Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck

Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming

*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*

by pedl0r June 12, 2011