Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.

"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."

by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.

"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"

by Rottinghill April 24, 2022

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019