John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.

Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.

by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

John Cena

Something you can’t see

Where’s John Cena

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

John henry

John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.

John Henry loves Amara star

John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt

by Thegirljohnhenryloves June 19, 2023

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

A John Lennon

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.

Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.

by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013