by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.
Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021
