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laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
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turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017
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Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.
Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
by Anon41543 November 23, 2016
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Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*
by The 20 year old November 29, 2019
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Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023
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drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle
you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle
by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021
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