knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

Montana rules

Basically anything aly says
Is a rule
Like georgia rules...only better.

Cory: I want a car..

Aly: Montana rules...you have to have a truck in order to live in montana.

by alybaby6148 October 16, 2008

sir rules

Something they post at craft beer tastings that is too hipster to even be on urban dictionary

sir rules apply

by teamdeathstrike May 10, 2014

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

Rule 101

If you find a Page not Found, Use a different page.

Person 1: I made a new rule of the internet!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Rule 101

by SpringOnee October 22, 2018

Rule 59

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."

James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.

by Hendaaxf June 28, 2018

A4s Rules

The most BS thing you've heard. He says that theres 'rules' to dictate Bungle's love for Ariana, when it's already indefinite.

A4s rules are complete BS.

by xBungleBee July 10, 2018