Gargantuous Grundle Muffin

The point at which a vagina becomes crunchy.

Man when I was f**king your mother last night she developed a gargantuous grundle muffin.

by qwerkyduckbutter March 26, 2013

Cheese Muffin

You run into your friends pool with many of his other friends when hes not home.

We totally cheese muffined ians pool yesterday.

by Michael J Rooney JR June 26, 2008

bloody muffin

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008

Ron Muffin Fest

A fest held in Pickerington, Ohio. Named after a fictional person, Ron Muffin. Local bands play at a kids house or where ever is cool. Usually in October or November.

"You are invited to the Ron Muffin Fest."

by The 3rd October 9, 2006

MUFFIN (QUESTION MARK)

the sensation when you think you saw a muffin

I just got MUFFIN (QUESTION MARK) when I saw a muffin

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

Sexy muffin cake

noun; a lesbian term for another woman who is VERY attractive.

2: Verb; to be kinky sexy, but not overly kinky.

1: I called Cheyenne a sexy muffin cake.
2: Amanda was being such a sexy muffin cake

by Alexa Ginger Cyric Haliwell August 23, 2008

Wet Muffin Party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin

The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.

by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003