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German Hat Dance

This is like a Mexican hat dance. You have four people making a circle with a pivot person in the middle. One person is fisting from behind (German knuckle cake) while the person is front is servicing the other side. The other 2 people sit idle and wait for the rotation every 5 minutes. The view from above resembles a swastika.
You know it takes five nazis to pull off a German Hat Dance.
by analbabes May 23, 2018
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The River Dance Fuck

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
by pixiegod November 7, 2013
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fuck, fight, or dance

Doing whatever you got to do to survive.
Some folks have family. Some have money. I had neither. For me it was fuck, fight, or dance.
by Puma city June 8, 2019
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poki-roki dance

A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.

Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.

It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation

Example 1:

(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)

Example 2:

(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'

Player 2: 'how? What is it'

Player 3: 'are you a n00b?

Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
by RaySmey April 14, 2010
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horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
by Teabagger January 5, 2005
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high school dancing

when girls give their dance partners a hand job with their ass cheeks.
dude, i got some mad blue-balls from all that high school dancing.
by shamtothewizow March 31, 2009
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