Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.

Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021

anti speed

opposite of speed, a depressant

me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?

by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021

Spanish speedboat

Like a Dutch rudder but much faster and usually accompanied by flamenco music.

Last night Tim and the lads had a big Spanish speedboat party

by Jammal62 June 5, 2021

Free speech

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.

The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

free speech

A word that has lost its innocent image due to the constant abuse of the term by online radicals and liberals to silence everyone who is critical to a certain issue.

P1: Shut the fuck up, no one wants to reply on your spam threads retard.
P2: But I have the First Amendment! Anyway this is an imageboard, so fuck off! You don't belong here!
P1: You use free speech to make excuses for your spam? Come on, man.

by #LGCC9CCPP August 9, 2021