Sucked the biscuit

A sports reference when you were favored to win and then fell way short and lost.

They should have won but they really sucked the biscuit.

by Jimothy the C January 17, 2022

Biscuit

A side order. The second choice.

1: She just got rejected by him, and now she's with you?
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.

by Afellowbiscuit45 November 1, 2017

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please

by xoxolanafan July 8, 2024

biscuits

Bombs

Did someone detonate a full payload of biscuits?

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast August 17, 2025

sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...

Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"

by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023

raw biscuit

A person who is white and soft

Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016

Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011