beat-n-sleep

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010

Soap-n-Dope

The time of day when you watch soap operas and smoke weed.

Children napping: Check
Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope

Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.

by ChelseasKingdom August 1, 2011

pop n mop

when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess

Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever

Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop

by Ged Man October 20, 2008

Shit N Run

When Somebody takes a shit in your bathroom and gets it everywhere and then leaves right after

Trevor: theres Shit everywhere Johnny: looks like it was a shit n run

by cryo30 October 1, 2010

Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010

guns n roses

The Best Band Of The 80's, they made me feel so good about myself, before Nirvana came along (gives Nirvana Deathstare). Nirvana made 80's metal look artificial, when really, it was F**KING AWESOME! Axl's a babe! They're all babes!

We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!

"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door

by Tayla July 4, 2004

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004