bucket monster

A fungus that grows in your bucket (smoking device) after many years of smoking. Made mainly from cannabis resin and some kind of mutant mushroom, these delightfull things smell of piss. P.s they only come when you fill a bucket from a river or stream, not clean water.

M. urh man dont suck that bucket its got bucket monsters,

G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.

TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX December 20, 2006

Monster High

Love Live but its complete cancer with a pH level of 14

Monster High is basic as fuck and its so bad

by nicoyazawa November 28, 2020

macadamian sloth monster

a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o

j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio

by koolaids555 November 11, 2006

loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

brown eyed monster

asshole that has been out stretched by constant ass ramming!

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

hairy armed monster

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!

Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008

pit monster

minger
ming-mong
Ruff as F*ck (RAF)
Munter
Uglee
Boiler

That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003