Love

When you hate everything about them and want to slap them across the face with a bat. You are being sarcastic. Or it can be an object that you really hate

I "love" that face of yours . Oh and that bracelet I "love" is to die for!!

by Polasanga September 19, 2016

Love

Something That Is Fake and Is Rarely Found.
Love Is Always Fake People Just Say It TO Get In Your Pants And To Use You.Love Can Never Last Relation Ships always End and when they don't and end up getting married
you eventually Divorce or end up Cheating,
catastrophic

Ugh Love Is So Gay

by catastrophicxxCuhntxxs January 24, 2009

no love

A simple reference to a female wearing inappropriate attire

A miniskirt with those thighs? No love!

by j5hrp May 15, 2009

Love

Okay. I don't mean to crush on your spirits, but love isn't real. You want to know what love is? Love is a chemical imbalance, a few hormones, and mixed feelings. It's nothing. You want to know the best way to not get hurt? Don't think you love anything. Don't put heart, soul, or feeling into anything you do or anyone you meet. It'll just get you hurt.

Love is giving someone the permission to break your heart, but trusting them not to.

by Samantha Motherfucking Blake January 1, 2009

Love

Chemical reactions in our body that make us procreate so that the human population can be maintained. The love most people witness and hear about on television shows and music is just a myth and is something that cannot last long in the real world.

Guy 1: I think I'm in love with Sandy.

Guy2: No you're not. You just wanna fuck her.

by Striker122 June 22, 2009

Love

I loved talking to you tonight!!!

You knew exactly what I was taking about with the sunglasses? Or did you? And you know I will completely second guess myself….
And you know what I want… YOU! That simple… i wanted to type it, but that second guessing. I know it is you…. I don’t know why I hesitate…

Positive: I love you!!!
And I was able to talk to you today!!!

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 2, 2023

Love

Is butterflys when you hear there name you can never be without that person your heart skips a beat when they look into your eyes love isnt just something you say to a new boy/girl friend just to make them happy love is a deep emotion a rollercoaster ride filled with joy sorrow and happiness Love is something that makes you fall in a trance of forgetting there flaws and loving there Heart. <3

He stares Deep Into her Eyes
As her heart Is racing

She faintly Says I Love You.

by TokyoZombiez July 12, 2009