Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024

Jacob Kernehed

Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun

Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

Jacob G.

The coolest dude that has the gayest cousin. Jacob is not only a guy that has no friends he's is a guy with no friends and no father because of a bad milk situation. Jacob has the sweetest blonde hair and blue eyes Jacob is deeply in love with a girl named ludia. And he also loves knive

My name is obviously Jacob G.

by SULVANIA March 20, 2020

jacob wheatmen

Biggest scrub of all time

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee

by Marty ohera March 19, 2014

Jacob bilinski

A fuck up hood rat

He is such a jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016

Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022

Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019