Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

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eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

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Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

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phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text

A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night

by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017

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Gartic Phone

A game where a single phrase is told to one person who draws it and passes it down for descriptions and more drawings. Whatever your original phrase was, it is no longer and has devolved into madness.

(Ad least one person in the group draws whatever your prompt was, but as a penis.)

You want to hop on gartic phone?
na, laird drew to many dicks last time.

by Enter_up July 29, 2024

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Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!

FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.

by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017

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