Get on my horse

Try my heroin.

-Can I try that?
-Sure, get on my horse

by MyPseudonym1923179 October 31, 2009

see a man about a horse

A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.

"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

by James Pettit August 29, 2005

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

tall tall horse cock

A nickname for the level tall tall mountain from Super Mario 64. Created by a youtuber/speed runner Original151

“Alright guys next up is tall tall horse cock”

by IExistIThink November 24, 2020

Stormin Norman Horse Fuckin

Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.

I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.

'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'

by poodpood July 26, 2005

Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019