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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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Never gonna give you up

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
by 08ANDOY May 26, 2022
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giving scared

by Nope thanks June 24, 2022
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National give ur girl a hoodie day

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020
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give good phone

sounds sexy over the phone, as in phone-sex
That girl will give good phone late at night when I call.
by Word Monkey November 22, 2017
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