promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

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i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.

i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*

by Xx moonlight xX March 3, 2011

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frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

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Mythic pregnancy from hell

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.

What do you think about the mythic pregnancy from hell?

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

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