wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

by khaoschef December 6, 2014

Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping

Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete

by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021

Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.

“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”

by morgansss October 11, 2021

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022