crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.

Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...

by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011

Crush

Ask your crush if they like u back day

Crush: hey
You: do u like me back?
Crush: ofc

by PROQUEENPQ November 8, 2020

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

Crushed heart

When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.

Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔

by Retard's weirdo x3'<1<2<2x1]2 September 4, 2021