glazed biscuit

When guys cum on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it.

I'll challenge you to a glazed biscuit!

by this website is fucked up November 04, 2013

always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.

by D_A_M_3727 April 29, 2018

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.

Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 06, 2023

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Stacey cringe.

Hey Stacey! Let me see that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 06, 2023

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 18, 2021

Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019