The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 11, 2022

Duded

When a male sexual participant is faced with cuddling denial after sex with a female participant. In other words the girl rolls over and goes to sleep after sex and the guy wants to cuddle and she's like no

I can't believe she duded me after she wanted to do it with me for so long.

by Mary B. Poppinthebag January 15, 2022

Dude man

Refers to a complete imbecile or retarded man.

Yo, I just heard that dude man broke up with you? What a f#!king retard!

by juanson November 20, 2014

Oh a Sah Dude

-Can be used as a greeting.
-Another way to say goodbye, correct, okay, sounds good, etc.
-The only words uttered between bros (must be yelled).
(Pretty much can be said to answer anything)

Brad: Oh a Sah Dude!
Me: Whats up Brad?

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

To dude

To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.

Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".

Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."

Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.

by katnjade October 19, 2009