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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Karlos

El Karlos

Nickname for Karla

Likes anime and is very nerd
El Karlos is such a weeb
by IlikeJuicyCock December 19, 2021
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el nutto

"Hey honey hold your breath!" El nutto!
by Narczero May 29, 2017
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sope el elote

A hoe who stinks like shit she’s always a stupid little cunt and has greasy hair!! she’s also lesbian and a chismosa
don’t be dumb, get away from sope el elote
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
by LovingVD July 28, 2022
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el bunko

NO

also el bunko is just el bunko
by NO >:c February 18, 2025
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Corringham el classico

When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above
by hrham06 June 15, 2021
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