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Dumb Rumba

When your mail gets lost.
Oh you know, it’s just a dumb rumba.
by Astr0creep123 November 24, 2020
mugGet the Dumb Rumbamug.

pussy dumb

When someone (usually a boy) starts to like a girl that gives and/or gave them some attention, but the sad truth is the girl didn't even like him in the first place and now this someone has caught feelings and this usually happens to people who can't control their feelings.
Person1: aye, what's up with dave? He's acting weird around Sarah over there.
Person2: oh dave, he's just acting pussy dumb.
Person1: oh better pray for dave then.
Person2: yeah I feel sorry for dave, he can't help being pussy dumb.
by HAMOX November 10, 2015
mugGet the pussy dumbmug.

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
mugGet the dumb as shitmug.

Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
mugGet the Jacob Dumbmug.

Dumb

Being clueless or unaware of something or someone or Riley Hall
You are dumb!
by Doggyglittersparkle2000 July 14, 2019
mugGet the Dumbmug.

Dumbe

A word used to describe a useless apprentice that needs to be sacked
Dumbe dylan
by Dumbe November 3, 2020
mugGet the Dumbemug.

im not, you are dumb

Its a girl named Whitney who does not know the lyrics to 'thank u, next'

she is dumb because of this and calls others dumb in the process
Whitney: " I'm not dumb that's how the song goes"
others:" no... Im not, you are dumb"
by Oursoggychicken04 November 18, 2018
mugGet the im not, you are dumbmug.

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