Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019

Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.

Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet

by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019

Nut-tastic

When you eat a food that is so succulent that you immediately bust a nut.

Overwhelmed by the nut-tastic steak, he was unable to contain himself at the dinner table.

by Nut-tastical May 18, 2019

Chute-tastic

To be the best chute company in the world, providing awesome service and giving the customer 100%.

Wow! Those guys are a really Chute-tastic team!

by chuteGrl420 June 12, 2019

chest-tastic

Fantastic chest

I am chest-tastic or #chest-tastic

by The Apocalypsular June 14, 2019

shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019

Clout-tastic

The highest level on the clout meter

Clout king

Living my best life, clout level maxed out on clout-tastic

by Sir clout justin December 7, 2019