Sam

when you are in love with your best friend

i’m in love with Sam—Charlie

by boobssssssss April 18, 2023

Sam

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most attractive, manly and just all around perfect Guy. He can get any girl he wants and makes all the guys jealous. He is also the strongest and most athletic guy in the room at all times.

Girl 1: Wow Sam is so amazing.
Girl 2: Yeah I wish my boyfriend was a Sam.
Girl 1: If only we were that lucky.

by Sh04 April 11, 2022

Sam

The person is very soft.

That Sam kid is really soft!

by Camyron c December 9, 2021

Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021

Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025