Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!

"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."

by thebrddd November 21, 2023

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Peter R

This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘

Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!

2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌

by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023

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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023

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Peter Horvath

A knock off Mr Clean

(Stranger) OMGGGGGGG IS THAT THE MR CLEAN

(Christian Blair)- NO NO THATS MY SEXY GFS DAD!!! PETER HORVATH
(Stranger)- Ahhhh nvm then😢

by Pickle sucker 20046 December 4, 2023

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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

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