a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
by MsFunnyLady March 04, 2010
When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 10, 2016
by nicoyazawa November 28, 2020
j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
by koolaids555 November 12, 2006
The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
by Zak Hill May 07, 2008
by Anonymous March 09, 2003
this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!
Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!
help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!
help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008