The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by December 17, 2021

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 08, 2024

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

by Bridgrkyorjsgejrkgmgdjsnrlg May 07, 2022

Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 03, 2023

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 13, 2020