Camp Ernst Middle School

The worst school in the fucking universe eating rat poision and drinking battery acid is a much more healty alternative to going to this shit show. The teachers are more special than the whole special ed room combined and make this school much worse than it already is , having to do this school progam will make you want to stick a frag grenade into your anal cavity and let it explode. A pack of wild wolves brutally ripping you apart limb from limb would be much more fun than having to listen to these teachers talk with their scratchy ass voices.
by hushiply March 02, 2020
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The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.
"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 25, 2019
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Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN December 27, 2015
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Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚
How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless
by My clothing May 29, 2020
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South Jeff Middle school

Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!
Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then

You are weird.

Shut the fuck up.

South jeff middle school is hell
by Hey_imthefacts November 16, 2018
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bak... oh bak... let’s start with the weirdest... BAND.. just a bunch of nerds who casually walk around the halls t-posing and yelling slurs. visual is just some anime kids nothing special. next is vocal, either super bossy and think they’re all that, or chill. communications is either utterly annoying or chill too (there’s no in-between). dance, ALL ANNOYING. all they care about is that they are level 3, and better than you are. and lastly theatre... the ALMIGHTY. like the other definition, either vsco girls or weird hamilton musical kids. dance and theatre are usually where the popular kids are. 6th graders look like 4th graders and have no idea what they’re doing. 7th think they are all that and start to get into cliques. and 8th is where you finally get to do something but won’t last for long.
them: hey don’t you go to bak middle school of the arts?
me: yeah... sadly
by bootybiol March 07, 2021
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