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giannis and michael

a love story legend in greek and as so they got married. (common to romeo and juliet)
hey! did you hear the love story about giannis and michael?
by 2010skittlez June 24, 2010
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Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.
Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.
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michael jackson

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Michael Jordan

Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.

Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.

The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.

God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs

Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
by Jajad May 17, 2008
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Michael Phelps

America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
by Hiyousuck February 2, 2009
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Michael Phelps

Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.
"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"

"Yeah."
by .bp. October 14, 2008
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anal michael

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..
person1: At least i'm not anal!
person2: at least im not michael!
p1:yeah well...at least im not rachel!
p2: shup..ANAL MICHAEL!
p1: at least im not russian!
p2: wtf?! you cant say that! .. anal ..

and so on..
by tchuhanal August 15, 2006
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