Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.

1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin

by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022

Kevin Maretz

not a hip thrusting movement. However, a "kevin maretz" is a synonym for a gaping vagina.

I was with this chick last night and she had a kevin maretz

by macaque.is.hairy October 5, 2008

kevin things

Random activities. Usually described as redneckish, childish, or white people-ish

Oh dont mind him, hes just doing kevin things

by Kevin's Dank Meme Shop May 31, 2017

Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle

‘I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley “

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

Kevin

At the tender age of 14, he already found out he likes boys.

Kevin likes men.

by Skqittles March 18, 2022