Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

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Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

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Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob

Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink

by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021

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Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 20, 2021

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yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021

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jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.

elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..

by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021

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