CAPS LOCK

It's when you accidentally slam your keyboard when you die in Fortnite.

I JUST WENT FULL CAPS LOCK BRO HE WAS AT 1 HP HOW DID I FRICKIN' NOT KILL HIM?

by Ben is smaart May 16, 2022

Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.

EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!

by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016

Cap-palusious

Substantial lie

My man be telling me he loves me more than I love him and that’s just some cap-palusious shit

by Bad gyal Kiki May 2, 2022

Capping

The art of lightly punching your friend(or a stranger) in the knees if they are exposed due to ripped apparel. Subsequent to this, you must exclaim get capped.

After capping Justin, Daniel yelled “get capped!”

by CappyTheNotHat May 8, 2020

Caps

Capital, dinero, moolah, sweet sweet cash

Wanna go out to eat?
Cant aint got the caps

by Strangepathways July 11, 2021

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

CAP

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.

Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.

by Come Drinker December 29, 2020