by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018
When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 06, 2022
A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad
you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad
you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
by Sadly_f September 22, 2021
"Ayyyy I heard that I'm a lil dad with Jay, now that they boinked Ray" --someone who also boinked Ray
by marxybro December 15, 2015
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019