blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

by wankiiit May 29, 2012

Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

by agnubo March 23, 2020

lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping

Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete

by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022