by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019
Get the beauty blessingmug. 
Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
Get the Unrealistic beauty standardsmug. 
the person reading this Easton is beautiful
by Asher Danger October 16, 2021
Get the beautifulmug. The Barton Beauties are the girls who work Barton Street and the surrounding areas such as Emerald Street and James Street N in the downtown urban core of lower Hamilton Ontario. They can be found anytime of day or night, any day of the year, in any kind of weather, and are what could be considered bargain priced hookers, open to haggling and will often provide services for a donation of oxycontin, methamphetamine or crack cocaine in lieu of currency
Angelo gave his wife a venereal disease he caught from one of the Barton Beauties he picks up all the time on his way home from the night shift National Steel Car.
by Haggis MacPhreedom July 29, 2023
Get the Barton Beautiesmug.