band-ending death

A sudden death of a band member (usually the lead singer) that leads to the band's permanent break up. They will decide that the member that died was irreplaceable and thus cannot go on.

Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.

Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.

The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.

Notable band-ending deaths:
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)

by popsicleprincess March 30, 2022

Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)

That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone

by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021

(Your Band)-ictionary

When you like a band soooooo much that you have to make a whole website about it

(Your Band)-ictionary examples:
The Magentas-ictionary!
The Urbans-ictionary!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 14, 2022

Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.

He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022