Fly-Over State

States where you should avoid ever being on the ground, due to civil forfeiture laws which allow the cops to literally rob you.

"My uncle drove through a Fly-Over State with $5,000 cash, and he got stopped, and the cops just took it, after they found it with dogs. Now he can't get it back, because it's on trial in "Texas vs. $5,000."

by Uexdrukl July 27, 2020

Fly-over state

Any boring and unremarkable state that has to be flown over to get to interesting states such as California and New York. Typical fly-over states are Montana, Oklahoma, Indiana, etc.

The new guy at work is from some fly-over state. I don't remember if he said he was from Wyoming or West Virginia.

by Euorgos June 29, 2011

High flying dangler

A South African wasp that commonly attacks females because of a sense of estrogen

That high flying dangler stung me three times

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

Fetus Fly Trap

A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.

You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!

by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011