Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010

Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal

Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man

by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

douche bag

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011

Amuse-Douche

An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.

He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.

by JK1987 June 26, 2016

Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

by I hate you nick December 28, 2021