Noah

A guy with a huge cock.

Person 1 “Man Noah you really has a huge cock”
Noah “ I know all the bitches I know love it”

by NoahtherealOG May 28, 2022

Noah

Noah is the biggest simp you will ever meet, often his entire mood will change the second a girl walks in the room

Ex Noah is talking with boys and he is chill but the second a girl walks in the room he throws his friends under the bus to get her attention

by Jack the bean stock April 15, 2020

Noah

Someone named Noah can be a kind and loving friend but thinks the whole world revolves around him. If he likes a girl and he confesses and she says no then he'll keep on telling her even though she said no. And he will mimic the person she likes. He thinks he has the worst problems in the world and thinks girl with blonde hair are automatically sluts

Noah: I like you. Like I love you
Girl: Sorry I don't feel the same way. You'll always be my best friend though.
Girls Bf: *has speaking disorder*
Noah: An den I say wha you say aah
Girl: Wtf Noah he has a disability why are you mimicking him!!
Noah: Jeez its just a joke

by YeetusToDaFeetus April 19, 2020

Noah

A Cracker...

We Wanted To go to the game, But Tim was acting Like a Noah.

by 2004kid September 5, 2018

Noah Stolish

Noah Stolish aka skeezy, bonpeezy and ronclee you may see him down the local d’s 6 pack and dogs or you may see him trying to steal your Amazon package off your front porch… regardless of where you see him just know that he is more likely than not high on copious amounts of drugs and armed with stolen guns from dunhams in Monroeville so if you see bon6eezy out and about do not approach him or try to communicate with him find a safe location and call the local authorities

Sir yief: yo you seen Noah Stolish was tryna steal my package I caught him on the ring camera

Dae: damn skee a bum

by EricsHersheyKiss June 24, 2024

Noah

Guy who came out as gay on new years then denies everything onwards.

"NOAH IS A GAY BITCH"

by EPGames May 22, 2024

Noah

He is the best bf you could ever have , He might be dirty minded but he is the funniest person in the world. He is nice and ofcourse hot . He is an amazing person overall.

(1 girl) I’m taking Noah from you so back off

(2 girl) You leave he’s Mine!

by Lailah Hdz December 10, 2019