pop n mop

when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess

Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever

Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop

by Ged Man October 20, 2008

PB n Jay

The sexual act of two girls engaging in a 69 while a man is having sex with the girl on the bottom, and when the man is about to climax he gives the girl on top a facial or receives a blow job.

Bob: Dude! I got a PB n Jay from your sister last night!

Jeff: Cool, she makes them a little sloppy for me though...

Bob: She gave you one?

Jeff: Yeah... she used to babysit me when my parents would go to the orgy.

Bob: Dude we are talking about Two completely different things.

Jeff: Oh... OH DUDE! FUCKING SICK!

Bob: Dude...

Jeff: What?!?!?!

Bob: Your mom can suck a dick like a pro.

by BawSaq69er October 1, 2008

beat-n-sleep

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010

Bang 'n' Block

When you interact with someone for a while on a dating app/online, have a fair amount of small talk eventually meet up and bang and proceed to immediately block them from any contact medium.

Emma: 'Went on a tinder date last night with that guy I'd been chatting to for a while'

Samantha: 'Oh how did it go?'

Emma: 'It was a classic case of Bang 'n' Block...on to the next one I suppose!'

by Shelad July 25, 2014

Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010

guns n roses

The Best Band Of The 80's, they made me feel so good about myself, before Nirvana came along (gives Nirvana Deathstare). Nirvana made 80's metal look artificial, when really, it was F**KING AWESOME! Axl's a babe! They're all babes!

We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!

"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door

by Tayla July 4, 2004

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004