if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023

The break

This period of time that actually occurs when all of these second chances and things actually all are or worse at high to highest to any work places and you just don’t work at all after getting your Ph.D. in Medicine, Psychiatry, and Business.

I’m just gonna stay on the break because all these grands and their kids are models and I’m like shit I’m a Model. Hahahaha.

by Kirby1738 September 19, 2025

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

Break

A break is something that happens when a person in the relationship tries really hard to make sure the other person is loved and happy while they are being treated poorly as if they have no feelings or deserve happiness back, examples being ALWAYS BEING LATE to dates, hang outs, parties, etc., ignoring you, ditching your plans because you have to do "better things" (Like a drug deal... okay), leaving you alone at a party even though they drove you and your MOM had to come get you (but it was a birthday party), and many other instances. So the hurt one tells the other they need a break for them to figure out their shit and see if they actually want to be in a relationship or not, because so far it was only one sides.

Wow, look at this cute date i have planned for my boyfriend. Oh jk, he isn't coming because he slept in and then went and hung out with his friends instead.

"Hey babe we are in a break because you obviously don't care about my feelings and unless you get your shit together then we are not gonna be together anymore, k cool bye."

by sassychey3 December 8, 2014

stig break

you get your stig (vape) at exactly 10am on Monday the 9th of August and everyone in the world has to take a drag at that exact time

stig break day is where you get your vape and take a drag of it at the certain time given

by stig break day August 8, 2021

ceiling break

The moment where you manage to break a previous (non-sensical) mental barrier. The invisible "glass ceiling", that held you back from moving forward in your life or skill in a specific area.

"Whoa dude, your new mate is starting shake his silver habits in his latest games. Seems like he is close to a ceiling break."

by sora-1337 July 16, 2024

Time Break

Where one accidentally breaks a clock for a unnecessary reason. It's not sure how they break a clock, but whatever reason, it must be stupid

Because she didn't want that clock anymore, she accidentally Time Break it.

by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019