Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

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weird ass n*gga

an unpleasant person who gives off an odd vibe, does questionable things

“Man, Waldo is a weird ass n*gga. He sends his ex-girlfriend nudes of the women he’s talking to now!”

by cucumber_joe July 17, 2025

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ass

mulish or mean

"Stop being such an ass oh my god"

by applesist November 25, 2021

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ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018

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Ass Nigga Syndrome

When an ass nigga thinks their good at a game but they're not.
Symptoms include:

Ass gameplay
Less then basic understanding of a game
Thinking they know everything
Going on the internet and talk shit behind a screen

Place in no tournaments yet still talk trash
Complains about losing
and finally being a trash ass nigga

He got Ass Nigga Syndrome! That nigga ass.

by Professor MVP September 17, 2020

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