National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

by Gracie... April 20, 2021

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

when you nut in her ass

you stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .

National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

by Big hairy titty bitch April 11, 2019

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.

1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.

by Ninja J December 27, 2008