Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

dirty shaeby

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and sucking it up through a straw

I don’t recommend pulling a dirty shaeby I can still taste shit

by Hshshsgx November 22, 2023

dirty shaeby

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and sucking it up through a straw

I don’t recommend pulling a dirty shaeby I can still taste shit

by Hshshsgx November 22, 2023

Dirty Fernanda

When you're getting a blowjob and the women has braces and she bits down on your dick, chopping it clean off.

Person 1: Bro my girl did a Dirty Fernanda and now I think I'm a girl!

Person 2: Damn, I wish it was me.

by Melhor2 November 22, 2023

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023