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by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019

your teeth in my neck

a banger made by kali uchs

this is also a sexual remark while having intercourse, usually in missionary where you are close to your partners head and could either kiss or bite gently on your neck

“i love that song your teeth in my neck by Kali, beautiful lyrics and gets me in the mood”
“He really had his/your teeth in my neck, i have a mark still!”

by ebonygirl171214 November 23, 2024

She my lil Loogey

When you can’t find the Olive Garden, so she’s my lil loogey

“I can’t find the Olive Garden” Person 1 says.
“She my lil loogey” Luigi says

by Yo you got like a broom November 14, 2025

Popped my cherry

You get fucked as a virgin, which prob won’t happen bud

Bestie: “SOMEBODY POPPED MY CHERRY!!”
Me: “really, who?”
Bestie: “goofy ass name”
Me: “you make me wanna stay as a virgin cuz of that name”

by UR_L0CALS1MP March 15, 2025

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023

Fighting for my healthcare

No. You are fighting for the healthcare of Kierkegaard's abstract phantom.

Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025