Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.
I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.
by 104206901 March 15, 2021
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
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Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek
by TannerDontChickenOut June 07, 2025
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big ass nigga

that fat ass nigga from adin Ross streams his name cuffem he ugly ash I'll really pop that nigga on foenem grave
person 1: big ass nigga
by drainershuttalz October 31, 2024
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Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop
I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish
by D Flawless August 19, 2022
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ass piccolo

A device used to pleasure yourself by sticking it into your ass.
I'm a bit lonely, I should pleasure myself with this new ass piccolo
by Hyum Bum CHo March 08, 2014
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