Dumb Ass Fucktard

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a fucking dumb ass whose fucking retarded.

Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.

by Needlebeetle69 September 18, 2020

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

by RaiLind September 22, 2020

Ass chiz

Like “ass cheeks” - when you’re too tired to say it.

Context: at the beach

Boyfriend: hey babe what’s the UV index

Girlfriend: 2

Boyfriend: oh that’s ass chiz

by Rainstorm September 23, 2020

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

ASS BOOGER

A LITTLE TURD STUCK IN YOUR BUTT

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER

by anonymous September 24, 2020