Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo

on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not

Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year

by Henry Dickman December 14, 2020

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value

"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."

by Wallace Carlos September 22, 2009

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021