Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

by Muppins December 15, 2016

Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 06, 2024

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

by Dick me down please November 23, 2020

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 21, 2020

dick on display

When you can obviously see someones dick through their pants

yo Jean-Paul! You have your dick on display!

by Plaingrain April 25, 2017

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016