oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

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😱:《¤》My《¤》Daughter《¤》Is《¤》Kapkan《¤》my《¤》daughter《¤》is《¤》kapkan《¤》My《¤》Daughter《¤》Is《¤》Kapkan

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

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😱:these dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Where's My Sex Hater

the greatest account to ever grace Twitter, and who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"I miss him."

by notborpgorp February 19, 2025

Where's My Sex Hater

The greatest Twitter account who will be missed dearly.

"Hey, remember Where's My Sex Hater?"

"Yeah, I miss him..."

by notborpgorp February 19, 2025

get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025